10 signs You Play Too Much D&D

1. someone says: "Why do you have all those numbers tattooed on your hand?" And you reply: "Those ain't tattoo's its dice imprints!!"

2. Your Elven fighter has had sex within the last six years, and you haven't!!

3. You decide to play a zombie, just so you and your character can have the same skin color

4. You've been surviving on Doritos, Coke and Pizza so you contains more plastic than your dice

5. You can recite, verbatim, every single rule from the DMG, but you can remember how many kids you have..

6. You sign personal correspondences with your character..

7. After months work, you have made up the entire dwarven language - Words, rules of vocalbulary, the whole lot. So you can speak fluid dwarven.. Your freinds stare at you strangly, and no one will sit on the same site of the table as you..

8. Your freinds often stop you in saying: "Hey, dude get gride!!"

9. Your "If I won in the lottery" plans involve: (a) a really cool D&D room, or (b) hirring actors to play monsters so you and your friends can play D&D for real

10. You'd rather get a natrual 18 when rolling stats, than win in the lottery


IF YOU DO ALL THEESE THINGS THEN YOU ARE MY SERVANT A NERD!